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Everyone can curl up in bed with one of Tiger Woods’ mistresses now.
The first tell-all from one of Woods’ many bedroom conquests claims the “largely endowed” golfer liked three-way sex with women, fantasized about men and was stuck in a marriage to an uncaring gold digger.
“He liked to watch girl-on-girl, and the girls would occasionally join us,” Loredana Jolie dishes in “The Real Diary: Lessons from the Good Time Girl to Champion.”
“I would make him fantasize,” writes the 27-year-old Bronx-born escort. “I would ask him what if I had another guy here with me while he was there with me. It kind of turned him on a little.
“He didn’t say he would try it. It would just turn him on.”
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The gossip memoir goes on sale next month, ahead of the first anniversary of the Thanksgiving SUV crash that blew the lid off Woods’ sexy shenanigans.
Woods, she gushes, was a sex machine with a heart of gold.
“As a love and sexual partner he is largely endowed and safe sex with him was definitely champion status,” she wrote.
“When I was having my relationship with Tiger. I was like on the seventh cloud especially from a sexual perspective,” she raves, apparently confusing Cloud 9 with seventh heaven. “There is at least no doubt about the fact that Tiger was awesome in bed.”
Jolie, baptized Loredana Ferriolo, also reveals that Tiger “loved kissing” and “always used to convince me to send him sexy text messages and picture messages,” and she suggests that sometimes a second woman would join them in bed.
“Men like to watch girls on girls,” she writes. She also hints at a dark side. “Tiger was kind of addicted to pills, I saw him taking sleeping pills and painkillers. He had a severe sleeping disorder and he could not sleep at night,” she says.
And she eviscerated Elin Nordegren, Tiger’s now ex-wife and mother of his kids — blaming her for Tiger’s serial cheating.
“Obviously they didn’t have such a close relationship because if I was in his house where the hell was she?” she rants.
“If I had my husband, I would make sure I know [who] was coming to my house. At that point I started realizing it was more a less [sic] financial reasons why they were married — she was in it for the money.”
Between 2006 and 2008, Jolie claims, she hooked up with Tiger 20 times but accepted money only once — $15,000 used to pay bills.
She also confides that she teased Michael Jordan and Bruce Willis — without ever hopping in the sack with them.
And she bizarrely hints, “My diary also reveals intimate secrets and details that can save millions [of] people worldwide. I have slept with some of the wealthiest and most powerful people on the planet.”
Yet, Jolie claims it is Tiger she still longs for — and could still have. “I changed my number when news broke about our relationship several times. I’m sure if my number was the same we would still be in touch,” she insists.