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Is he winning?

Ever since the Charlie Sheen train wreck began last week with the cancellation of the “Two and a Half Men” season, the TV star has been harping on one subject: “Winning.”

Exactly what he was winning — his old job back, the humiliation of his bosses, a place in the Party Time Hall of Fame — isn’t clear.

Winning might have something to do with addiction because, as Sheen says, “The only thing I’m addicted to right now is winning. You know?”

But that can’t be the whole story, because Sheen also says, “I’m bi-winning. I win here and I win there. Now what?”

Whatever “winning” is, Sheen encounters it all the time, “Every day is just filled with just wins. All we do is put wins in the record books. We win so radically in our underwear before our first cup of coffee, it’s scary.”

So how is Charlie doing on the battlefront? Is he “winning”?

Here’s the scoreboard:

WINNER

* Charlie’s living the dream: shacking up in an LA mansion with two blond “goddesses,” surviving everything because of his “tiger blood and Adonis DNA.”

* Instant digital cred: Charlie joined Twitter on Tuesday. By the end of the day, he had more than 350,000 followers. Today? He’s well over a million. #Winning

* He still knows how to drag eyeballs to TV sets. Sheen’s “20/20” interview Tuesday night pulled in the show’s highest rating in more than two years, 9.2 million viewers — not to mention Piers Morgan’s best night on CNN since he interviewed Oprah.

LOSER

* Charlie is now pretty much unemployable. No underwriter will insure a new show he’s working on. “You can’t insure a car after it’s crashed,” as one entertainment lawyer told The Post. Any show that hires Sheen now will be working without a safety net if his antics shut down production again.

* He picked two of the worst people in all of Hollywood to fight: CBS head-honcho Les Moonves and the most successful comedy producer in TV, Chuck Lorre. “CBS under Les Moonves makes a billion dollars a year in a business that people say isn’t working,” movie mogul Harvey Weinstein said this week. “He’s a dangerous guy to go against.”

* Late Tuesday night, police showed up on Charlie’s doorstep and took his twin boys, Max and Bob, back to their mother, Brooke Mueller.