Charlie tweeted this picture of himself and girlfriend Bree Olsen, along with this message: “Winning..! Choose your Vice…” (twitpic)
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TRIPLE PLAY: Charlie Sheen’s blond-bombshell girlfriends Natalie “Natty” Kenly (left) and Rachel Oberlin (right) gave The Post an exclusive glimpse into their unorthodox home life yesterday. (GSI Media)
Sometimes, Charlie Sheen just doesn’t know which way to turn.
His two blond bombshells yesterday gave The Post an exclusive look into their steamy triple-decker sex life — disclosing they all sleep together in one big bed, where they take turns in the middle and give in to his every whim.
The 45-year-old actor is living the dream of every man going through a midlife crisis — cavorting with his “goddesses” Natalie “Natty” Kenly and Rachel Oberlin.
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Asked if they have sex together, Oberlin purred, “We do whatever Charlie wants us to do. This is the type of lifestyle I’ve always wanted, and I’m thrilled with it.”
Kenly cooed, “Our bed is big enough for all three of us, and we take turns sleeping in the middle.”
She did note that there’s a second bed in the room so, “if someone’s really tired, there’s always a place for them to sleep in peace.”
Sheen was more coy about the kinky trio’s sex habits.
“Dude, is anything sacred? No comment,” he said.
Both babes and Charlie refer to their three-way relationship as “an unconventional family,” said Kenly, an LA native who calls herself just a “normal girl from the [Simi] Valley.”
And they all use a football term, “the wedge,” to describe their relationship.
“Like everything else in this house, it’s a sports term,” said Oberlin. “Charlie is the man with the ball and we’re on either side looking out for him.”
The two girlfriends not only get along, they’re even willing to bring another woman into the group.
“Rachel and I aren’t really very jealous . . . and anyway, when Charlie’s busy, I have someone to hang out with,” Kenly said.
“Plenty of men who are great husbands are faithful to their wives, and that’s fine for them,” Oberlin said.
She quickly added, “All three of us are in a relationship, and if Charlie ever wants to go outside ‘the wedge’ and act out on his sexual desires, that’s fine with Natty and me. We’re laid-back people.”
Oberlin is a 22-year-old former adult-film star who worked under the name Bree Olson until she joined Kenly and Sheen last month in the sprawling Beverly Hills home he once shared with his estranged wife, Brooke Mueller.
Kenly, 24, had worked as a nanny while studying at Cal-State to teach kindergarten.
She never graduated but caught the attention of her bad-boy beau last fall, after she was dubbed “Chronic Girl 2010” and appeared on the cover of the pot-themed mag “Cali Chronic X.”
She also worked behind the counter at a medical-marijuana dispensary.
Now, she says, she lives to help keep Sheen high on himself.
“What’s good is that there are no more hangovers. None of that bull – – – t anymore,” she said of his alleged newfound sobriety.
Oberlin knows most people disapprove of their lifestyle — but to her, it’s normal and healthy.
“You know, a lot of people, they try and say the way we live is harmful,” she said. “But all we are is nontraditional.
“In my experience, most guys are hypocrites — they will say one thing and think another. Charlie is living it up. Men are programmed to want to reproduce. They are genetically engineered to try and have sex with as many women as they can.
“I don’t see the problem with going forth with your desires and acting out on your sexual desires as long as your partner is OK with that.”
Oberlin said being a part of a ménage à trois “is something that is new to me,” adding, “It’s something that I’ve always wanted and that I’ve talked about it in the past.”
She said the boyfriends she had before she started dating Sheen “were the type of relationships that couldn’t support a lifestyle like this.”
She called Sheen “an intelligent, successful man.”
“He’s really balanced. The fact is, we’re able to keep and maintain this lifestyle. We’re both very happy and content. Charlie is really good at being the man holding the ball in the wedge.”
They met, she said, “through friends.”
“He was so funny and that is the key way to my heart. I love to laugh, he’s the funniest man I’ve ever met, so quick, witty and intelligent — I couldn’t ask for a better combination.”
Of the three-ring media circus surrounding Sheen these days and his attacks on CBS, Warner Bros. TV and “Two and a Half Men” creator Chuck Lorre, Kenly said, “I think it’s important that he said what is right for him. He needs to do this for himself. He feels that he was wronged and that nobody was paying attention. Charlie lives in a world where everyone is trying to tell him ‘no,’ and he finally said ‘f – – – k it.’ ”
Meanwhile, Sheen yesterday set up a Twitter account and posted a photo of himself and Oberlin holding up bottles. His is chocolate milk — hers is Naked juice.
He later tweeted, “Just got invited to do the Nancy Grace show . . . I’d rather go on a long road trip with Chuck Lorre in a ’75 Pacer.”
Within hours, he had more than 500,000 followers.