CATNIP: Alyse Lahti Johnston has been Tiger Woods girlfriend for several weeks.
TIGER WOODS: Also has crash history.
Tiger Woods and his new, college-age, blond bombshell have at least one thing in common — incredibly embarrassing car crashes.
When Tiger’s latest kitten, Alyse Lahti Johnston, 22, was busted on a DUI last October, her Breathalyzer test indicated a .210 — more than twice the legal limit, according to a police report.
That was nearly an hour after she had smashed her black 2006 Infiniti coupe into the back of a Toyota pickup truck, flipping the larger vehicle onto its side.
Then, when a cop asked Lahti Johnston to rate how drunk she was on a scale of 1 to 10, she replied, “F – – – in’ 10,” her arrest report reveals
Later, she blurted out spontaneously: “I don’t give a s – – t. Let’s go. I need to be held responsible for what I did. I’m so humiliated. I want to die,” the police report states.
Yet lawyers for the stepdaughter of Alastair Johnston, the former vice-chairman of sports-management firm IMG, were able to mitigate her charges down to a minor rap for “improper lane change.”
Woods, 35 — who famously crashed his SUV into a tree outside his Florida mansion just before Thanksgiving 2009 when his then-wife, Elin Nordegren, reportedly chased him with a golf club after discovering his philandering ways — is dating the 5-foot-6 college student and pro-golfer wannabe.
Lahti Johnston’s stepdad was the architect behind Woods’ $60 million deal with Nike in 1996. Her biological father is former St. Louis Cardinal pitcher Jeff Lahti.
The night of Lahti Johnston’s crash, Orlando Police Officer Mark Levy found her sitting next to her severely damaged car, which was parked on a grassy median.
He described smelling “the distinct odor of the impurities of alcohol,” on her breath.
“I saw Lahti had bloodshot, watery, red, glassy blue eyes with very dilated pupils. Her speech was slurred, low and mumbled,” Levy wrote.
She admitted to drinking two glasses of wine and something “tiny” about 7 hours earlier and told him she had suffered seven concussions from 2004 to ’09.
She said the last time she ate was “two days ago” and that meal was “an apple.”
The former college volleyball star also could not walk a straight line or balance on one foot for more than 21 seconds.
“I can’t do it,” she said and began to cry.
“She then turned away from me, looking off into the sky,” Levy wrote. “I had to call her name several times to get her attention.”
Later, she offered to pay for the vehicle she had hit.
“Can you tell the girl in the other car that I will pay for a new car for her and that I am sorry?” she asked cops as they booked her.