Sorry, Charlie, you’re not winning anymore.
Wacky warlock Charlie Sheen’s “Violent Torpedo of Truth” was more like a bomb — with the maniacal Messiah of Malibu delivering a performance last night so disoriented and cringe-worthy that he was heckled off the Detroit stage.
Things got so dreadful that Sheen had to end the “performance” 20 minutes early as the crowd began streaming out, with many demanding their money back.
The show — the first in a 20-city tour — got off to a rocky start, with Sheen’s opening act, an unknown stand-up comedian, getting booed off the stage.
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But the former “Two and a Half Men” star rebounded with a pair of “Goddesses” singing the national anthem before they made out.
When Sheen strutted out, he ripped off his shirt and revealed a Detroit Tigers jersey and earned a standing ovation.
That would be the last of the cheers.
The “Wall Street” actor then underwent a major league meltdown, ranting about Thomas Jefferson and Sarah Palin and making bizarre promises to the crowd like “freedom from monkey eyed . . . sweat-eating whores.”
“Is anybody else as confused by this s – – t as I am? ” he asked them.
The Tinseltown train wreck said he’d “tell some stories about crack. I figured Detroit was a good place to tell some crack stories.”
“I don’t do crack anymore, but this is a good f- – – – -g night to do some crack,” he said as the disappointed crowd of 5,000, which paid up to $80 to see the show, let loose a chorus of jeers.
“I’ve already got your money, dude,” Sheen said.
After showing a series of bizarre video montages, and just 70 minutes into a promised hour and a half show, Sheen slinked off stage and the house lights came on.
One audience member, Chris Acchione, from Toronto, told Entertainment Weekly, that “[Sheen’s] making a fool of himself. Is there a bigger loser in the world?
“He’ll be [begging] Chuck Lorre [“Two and a Half Men” creator] for his job back by the end of the week,” Acchione predicted.