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Hondo: Go with Gonzo!

Hondo followed up Monday’s ultra-painful split by getting slammed with Strasburg and the Nats last night in Detroit, which pushed the accounts payable into four figures at 1,065 larys.

Today, Mr. Aitch will tune into Nat Gio and try a 20-unit play on Washington over Kate Upton’s ex. Tonight, he is banking on Bedard and Kuroda to torment their former teams — 20 units apiece on the Astros and Yankees.

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Anthony “A-Wad” Weiner, according to sexting chum Sydney Leathers, used to call her as many as five times a day to have phone sex. Medical experts predict the man who calls himself Carlos Danger is headed for some serious issues with carpal tunnel syndrome … It’s now clear that Weiner’s unrelenting devotion to his hobby is why so many want him to wash his hands of his political career … Scientists reportedly have come up with a way to make new teeth from human urine. The only problem is it takes years and years of aggressive brushing to get the yellow out … From emailer Zach R: “Time Warner is threatening to drop CBS, which means no David Letterman. So how do I sign up?”

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