According to amorous Anglophiles at the London Hotel
“Steal a carriage from Central Park and drive it to the supermarket.”— Nicole
“Say, ‘I have a stiff upper lip and a stiff something else.’ “ — Chris
“Offer to show them your family jewels.” — Graham
“Go to Burger King and get your own crown.”—– Danny
“Make a commemorative plate with their picture next to yours.” — Ed