According to signores and signoras on Mulberry Street
“Tell them you want to wrap them in your arms like a cannoli.” — Bruce
“Hand them some pasta and say, ‘A penne for your thoughts?’ ”— Elizabeth
“Say, ‘If they named this neighborhood after me, they’d have to call it Big Italy.’ ” — Jimmy
“Say, ‘In Italy, all roads lead to Rome. In Little Italy, all roads lead to my bed.’ ” — Gianni
“Say, ‘Good thing I ride horses, because you look like an Italian stallion.’ ” — Sharon