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Manhattan

Cops arrested an ex-con who tried to knock off an East Village bank, authorities said.

“Please don’t cause any trouble, no cops,” read the demand note George Palazzolo, 53, allegedly passed to a teller in the Bank of America branch on Second Avenue near Fourth Street at 10:30 a.m. on July 11.

The teller refused to fork over cash, and Palazzolo fled, only to be nabbed last Saturday, cops added.

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A thug slashed a man in the face in a Hamilton Heights bias attack, authorities said.

“You shouldn’t be around the neighborhood . . . you f—-t!” Taariq Roberts, 21, allegedly snarled at the victim at 5:15 p.m. on March 18 at the CCNY campus.

Roberts slashed the victim’s face with a razor blade, opening a gash that required 10 stitches, cops said.

Another suspect smashed the victim in the face with a bottle.

The duo fled, but detectives grabbed Roberts last Sunday.

Brooklyn

Two armed thugs assaulted and robbed several Williamsburg business owners, cops said.

Trevor Williams, 21, and an accomplice entered a Laundromat on Broadway on April 22 and lured the owner into an office under the pretense of purchasing detergent, authorities said.

Williams allegedly pistol-whipped the victim in the face and grabbed $500 from the register as well as the victim’s cellphone, car keys, credit cards and ID.

The goons resurfaced on July 8 at 4:50 a.m. and intercepted a milk-delivery man at a grocery, cops said.

Williams stole the man’s cellphone and $100, while his cohort pocketed $419 from the grocery drawer and helped himself to cigarettes and lottery tickets, cops added.

Williams was arrested Tuesday and charged with criminal possession of a weapon and robbery.

Staten Island

A knife-wielding lunatic from Grant City threatened to kill his girlfriend early yesterday, authorities said.

“If I’m gonna die you’re gonna die, too!” Steven Phillips, 43, allegedly screamed as he choked the woman and put a blade against her throat during the midnight attack in their Richmond Road home.

Phillips also allegedly punched the woman in the face and sliced her right knee.

Phillips was charged with assault, obstruction of breathing and weapon possession, said a spokesman for DA Daniel Donovan.

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Cops arrested a teen who served as a lookout while his pals burglarized the Huguenot home of a vacationing family, authorities said.

Francisco Berardi, 17, allegedly kept the car running on July 6, as Michael McQuillen, 17, and Raymond Burt, 17, entered the pad on Phillip Avenue and snatched around $6,000 in dollars and $1,000 worth of euros.

McQuillen was acquainted with the victims and had read a Facebook post revealing that they’d be away, cops said.

The trio exchanged the euros for dollars later that day at a Chase branch in Port Richmond, court papers state.

Berardi was collared Tuesday and charged with burglary and grand larceny. McQuillen and Burt had previously been apprehended.

Queens

A drug-carrying klutz was arrested after colliding with a cop in Jamaica and dropping a bag of marijuana, cops said.

Gavin Minott, 22, was arguing with a man on Jamaica Avenue at midnight Sunday when a cop on patrol attempted to intervene, authorities said.

Minott allegedly ran off with the officer in pursuit.

Just as the cop caught up to the suspect, Minott suddenly halted and the officer barreled into him, cops said.

The officer suffered a gash over his left eye in the collision, and a bag of weed tumbled from the perpetrator’s pockets, cops added.

The pea-brained pothead was busted after a brief tussle and charged with assault, resisting arrest and marijuana possession, said a spokeswoman for DA Richard Brown.