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Hondo’s a man of action

Hondo made some progress last night when he tossed a splitter with the Rangers and Cubs to lower the deficit into double figures at 95 kessingers.

Tonight, he’s sticking with the Small Bears and mixing in investments on the Astros, Dodgers and Giants — 10 units apiece.

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Barry Bonds, aka the Sultan of Shrivel, may be called to testify for the prosecution in the Roger Clemens perjury trial. It’s a brilliant tactical maneuver by government lawyers, who figure the Sultan of Shrivel will make an ultra-credible witness after having beaten them in his own perjury trial … It’s comforting to know that a House committee is looking into the GSA’s $800,000 Vegas boondoggle. Who better to investigate wrecklessly spending government employees than wrecklessly spending Congressmen?

hondo@nypost.com