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A quick-thinking straphanger got this cellphone snapshot (above) of an alleged subway perv.

A quick-thinking straphanger got this cellphone snapshot (above) of an alleged subway perv.

Manhattan

The NYPD is looking for the man in this sketch on suspicion that he held up an Upper West Side bank, cops said.

The robber pushed a knapsack under the glass barrier in the Apple Bank branch on Broadway near West 74th Street at about 1 p.m. on April 24, held up a demand note to the teller and snarled, “No dye packs. I have a gun.”

He fled with the bag stuffed with $2,000 worth of $20 bills.

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A burglar was busted still carrying the TV he’d boosted from a Bowery hotel, authorities said.

Surveillance cameras show Phillip Rice, 25, entering a room at the World Hotel, at 101 Bowery, at about 1:15 p.m. April 25 and leaving with the TV, the authorities said.

Caught on nearby Chrystie Street, he was charged with burglary and possession of stolen property.

Brooklyn

The manager of a Flatbush McDonald’s wasn’t serving up Happy Meals when he clocked a customer in her face during an argument over free food, authorities said.

Stefon Barlow, 30, clashed with the 24-year-old woman in the fast-food joint on Church Avenue near Nostrand Avenue at 4:10 a.m. Sunday.

The woman insisted that the restaurant owed her food because it had screwed up her order a few days earlier, cops said.

When she tossed a cup of water in Barlow’s face, he allegedly bloodied her nose.

Barlow was arrested and charged with assault.

Queens

A 60-year-old man jumped to his death early yesterday in front of an approaching train in Flushing, NYPD and FDNY sources said.

He was hit by a Manhattan-bound No. 7 train at the Willets Point station, near Citi Field, at 2 a.m., MTA officials said.

He was pronounced dead at New York Hospital Queens.

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A quick-thinking straphanger got this cellphone snapshot (pictured) of an alleged subway perv.

The 20-year-old woman was on a Manhattan-bound R passing through Astoria’s Steinway Street station at 11:30 a.m. April 26 when the guy seated across from her exposed himself, cops said.

The creep got off the train, but not soon enough.

The Bronx

This sleeping perp was quick to cry uncle.

Caught trespassing in a University Heights building, he claimed to be visiting either his mom or dad’s brother, authorities said.

Anthony Green, 47, was allegedly found dozing in 1841 University Ave. at 5:47 a.m. April 26.

When arresting officers questioned him as to his uncle’s whereabouts, he replied, “He is not here. He is partying,” according to court papers.

Green, who doesn’t live in the building, was arrested on trespassing and related charges.

It is not known whether he actually has an uncle who resides in that building.

Staten Island

This biker became so enraged that he punctuated an argument by ramming his bike into his antagonist, then forgot to hop back on and escape, authorities said.

James Crapanzano, 25, and his unidentified victim got into a fight at Broad and Van Duzer streets at 3:09 a.m. Saturday.

Crapanzano soon climbed back aboard his bike and slammed it into the man, sending him flying forward about six feet, court papers say.

He then got off the bike and repeatedly slugged the man in the face, cops said.

The victim was treated at a local hospital.

Crapanzano was found to have two joints on him when he was arrested, so the charges included assault and marijuana possession, said a spokesman for DA Daniel Donovan.

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A drunken ex-employee broke into an Elm Park tow-truck company’s yard, got behind a tow truck’s wheel, and smashed it into 13 vehicles and a crane, authorities said.

Jonathan Efraim, 27, broke into Staten Island Towing, on Granite Avenue, at 5:30 a.m. Saturday, grabbed keys from the office and took off on his deliberately destructive joy ride, cops said.

He allegedly also stole $800 from the office before fleeing.

He was arrested the following day and hit with 14 counts each of criminal mischief, reckless endangerment and leaving the scene of an accident.