New York has the Spreadsheet Dater — and now Philadelphia sports its own Survey Lover!
A single Philly man, who dates via OKCupid.com, asked at least one lucky lady to complete a consumer- satisfaction-like questionnaire, rating his hair, clothes body parts, manners, personality and psychology, according to Deadspin.com.
“He struck me as a little socially inept hence why I was starting to doubt the ‘non-physical’ attraction,” said the woman, who said the 24-year-old finance guy is “six feet, overall moderately attractive.”
“He wasn’t too creepy, just the type of guy who over-analyzes every detail and feels completely awkward in the majority of social situations. It didn’t seem like he got out much.”
Data-driven investment banker David Merkur head the ire of New York single gals last month, when it was revealed that he kept a spreadsheet on all the women he met through match.com.
This creepy Philadelphia questionnaire nut, known only as “Mike,” asked at least one woman to fill out a weird post-date survey.
One of the questions required the woman to test her skills at mind reading: “Mike is very masculine; at any point did you feel he was compensating for anything?”
But most of the Brotherly Love questions were mundane, if not shallow:
* “Please rate Mike’s outfit on a scale of 1-10, with a higher score associated wtih how much you wanted to take the outfit off.”
* “Mike is very self-conscious about his hair, does he have reason to be?”
* “Please list any physical attributes of Mike that need improvement (e.g. Mike’s butt needs more toning).”
* “How are MIke’s conversations skills. He didn’t talk about himself the whole night … did he?”
* “Be honest, does Mike have good manners?”
* “Did Mike make a move?”
* “Who paid for dinner? “