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Singles match

You’d have to be born without the gene for shame, suffering from irreversible brain damage or seriously misadvised in order to accept a gig on a reality TV show based on exposing how you are a bogus mess.

But people, especially and unfortunately women — and especially unfortunate women who agree to appear on Bravo reality shows aimed at making women look as shallow, awful, vain and as idiotic as possible — often get rich by demeaning themselves.

Which brings us to Bravo’s newest show, “Miss Advised,” about three women who make their livings giving other singles advice about dating and sex — and yet can’t get a date or decent sex.

While all three possess something that seems totally foreign to the loud and hideously tacky “Housewives”— brains and heart — they are also setting themselves up for the world to see that they’re total failures when it comes to their own lives.

On the good side, at least they haven’t succumbed to marrying Richard Simmons clones for money.

In fact, none of these advice-givers are married, although they sure would like to be.

There’s New York matchmaker Amy Laurent, LA dating columnist Julia Allison and San Francisco sex expert/radio talk-show host Emily Morse.

The fact that they make money telling other people how to get a husband, act on a date and have great sex — and none of them seem to be able to have any of the above — is both charming and horrifying.

Emily, the most strident of the three, has what appears to be an incredibly boring radio show, which doesn’t make her any money and with a co-host who’s so dull he should be fixing broken PCs for a living.

When her brother comes to visit, she talks about — well, never mind — but I’m glad I’m not part of that family dynamic.

Julia, the dating/relationship writer who moves to LA from Chicago in the show, has a list of 72 traits she wants from any man she’d seriously consider.

With any luck, she hasn’t been shopping for wedding gowns, because even Brad Pitt and George Clooney combined would only score a 35 out of 72 on that list.

Finally there’s Amy, the matchmaker, who is such a pathetically sad dishrag when it comes to her ex-boyfriend, AB, that it’s hard to watch.

But it’s not so hard to watch that I won’t watch again.

These Miss Advisors have heart, which is a rare commodity on reality TV.