Sex & Relationships

Top 5 ways to adopt a date while rescuing a pet

“Wink at him and say, ‘Feel free to pet me – I’m friendly and I’ve had all my shots.’ ”Annaliese

“Say, ‘If you’re searching for a faithful companion, I’m available!’ ”Tim

“Say, ‘Taking you to dinner would give me a new leash on life.’ ”Jeremy

“Ask, ‘Where’s your paperwork? Because you’re the one I’d like to take home from the shelter.’ ”Camille

“Say, ‘You should choose me. I’m housebroken and I come when called!’ ” Carlos