Guys who like the real thing should lay off cyber-sex.
A new study says Internet pornography is creating a generation of men who are hopeless in bed.
The study, published in Psychology Today magazine, says the problem is so common that 20-something men believe their inability to perform is normal.
Researchers found the cause is overstimulation by dopamine, a hormone and neuro-transmitter that activates the body’s reaction to sex.
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’Til undeath do us part.
Some 7,000 “zombies’’ gathered in a Toronto park to watch Thea Faulds, a k a Thea Munster, joined “in unholy matrimony’’ to Adam Pearson.
The two met and fell in love at a horror convention, and “the zombies are like our extended family, so it feels wrong not to involve them’’ Thea explained.
Instead of walking down the aisle, she was carried in a coffin by six pallbearers.
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He could have used a seat belt.
A worker at a Richland, Wash., nuclear plant nearly s— in his pants when the portable toilet he was using suddenly rose a foot off the ground and started moving.
It seems the driver of a forklift assigned to move the outhouse had failed to check if anyone was inside.
The worker, who traveled about 15 feet, was trapped inside because part of the forklift mechanism blocked the door.
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Speaking of portable toilets . . .
Environmental activists say climbers have left a mountain of poop on top of Mount Everest, and they want Nepalese officials to install portable bathroom facilities at the summit.
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An Ohio dentist is making young trick-or-treaters an offer they can’t refuse.
Craig Callen and his associates in Mansfield are offering kids $1 a pound for their Halloween candy — with a $5 limit per child.