Well, he already had the porno-sounding name.
Disgraced former pol Anthony Weiner stepped out to do some Black Friday shopping in SoHo sporting a moustache reminiscent of the one made infamous by adult-film legend John “Johnny Wadd” Holmes in the XXX-rated 1970s.
The randy Queens ex-rep — who was forced out after it was revealed that he’d sexted pictures of his Congress member to numerous women — toted a shopping bag as he and pregnant wife, Huma Abedin, hit the stores.
Abedin, who works for Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton, expects to give birth around New Year’s Day.
Weiner pulled the plug on his once-promising career in June when he confessed to having had several online liaisons with other women.
Perhaps his new look is a sign that he has turned over a new fig leaf. After all, the scandal revealed that he’s not a fan of hair anywhere on his body.