“KARDASHING THROUGH THE SNOW” (to “JINGLE BELLS”)
Kardashing through the snow
On a happy wedding day
To the bank she’ll go
Laughing all the way: Ho ho ho!
Bulbs on cameras blink
Making sponsors pay
What fun it is to tie the knot
And then Kardash away.
Oh!
Something smells
Something smells
Something smells not right!
Could it be just for TV
That love was burning bright?
Oh!
Something smells
Something smells
Something fairly reeks!
Oh what fun it is to ride the news cycle for weeks!
“THE BIG THING ON TWITTER” (to “WINTER WONDERLAND”)
Twitter fans — are you lookin’?
I’ve got some-thing big cookin’.
It’s here to wave, “Hi!”
From your D.C. guy
Tweeting ’bout my Weiner Wonder Log.
Put away, is my work-y
Here to play: Mr. Perky.
It’s taking a stand
On matters at hand
Tweeting ’bout my Weiner Wonder Log.
Though on Twitter I am quite the showman
I pretend my friend is not my own.
Journalists say, “Really?” I say, “No man.
But I can send you pictures from my phone.”
Later on, if I ’fess up
I’ll admit that I messed up.
But until that plea
Here’s lookin’ at me
Tweeting ’bout my Weiner Wonder Log.
“THE OCCUPY ROCK” (to “JINGLE BELL ROCK”)
Occupy, Occupy, Occupy Rock
Occupy Wall and even the mall
Ranting and chanting ’bout one bad percent
We’ve got some signs and a tent.
Occupy, Occupy, Occupy rock
Yell at the banks and GOP ranks
Drummin’ and strumming from dawn until dark in Zuccotti Park!
What a fine time, we’re on prime time
As we make our royal fuss
Occupy time, it is nigh time
To bail out little ol’ us
Giddy yups, pretty yups, all yups must go
Just like their Lehman stock!
Occupy Wall Street
Any and all streets
That’s the Occupy,
Goldman Sachs must die
That’s the Occupy Rock!