What’s Out
* Imma let you finish
* Fantasizing about Michael Phelps shirtless
* Skinny jeans
* One star quarterback
* “Call Me Maybe”
* Dramatic readings of “Fifty Shades of Grey”
* Texting
* London showing off the crown jewels
* ”American Idol” buzz on Mariah Carey
* Shia LaBeouf
* Ironically playing the accordion on Bedford Avenue
* Physique 57 workouts
* Vinyl
* Bragging about your seats at Madison Square Garden
* $450-a-plate weddings
* Giving up gluten
* Being jealous of Lena Dunham’s tweets
* Ice cream dates in Chelsea
* Chefs as bloggers
* “Live! With Kelly”
* Amy Adams at Shakespeare in the Park
* Clip-on feather hairpieces
* Whiskey bars
* Hating Clay Aiken on “Celebrity Apprentice”
* Scientology
What’s In
* Imma date Kim Kardashian
* Fantasizing about Ryan Lochte shirtless
* Slouchy pants
* Two star quarterbacks
* “We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together”
* Dramatic readings of Yelp reviews
* WhatsApping
* Prince Harry showing off his crown jewels
* ”American Idol” buzz on Nicki Minaj
* Joseph Gordon-Levitt
* Ironically playing the accordion on Wythe Avenue
* P90X workouts
* Cassettes
* Bragging about your seats at Barclays Center
* $35 City Hall elopements
* Giving up mirrors
* Being jealous of Maude Apatow’s tweets
* Soup dates in Chinatown
* Chefs as models
* “Live! With Kelly & Michael Strahan”
* Jake Gyllenhaal at the Roundabout Theatre
* Dip-dyed locks
* Yogurt bars
* Hating Todd Akin in real life
* Suri-tology