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Hondo splits!

The Nationals of Washington D.C. (District of Chokers) wiped out the good work the Yankees did for Hondo last night, collapsing against the Cards to put the filthy figure to 1,290 hornungs.

Today, Mr. Aitch will take a pair of line plunges with Rutgers and Alabama — 10 units apiece. Also, 10 on the Yanks to scratch out a victory against the Tigers.

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So now everyone knows what Joe “The Gaffe Machine” Biden did at debate camp for six days — he worked diligently on his smirking, fake-smiling, interrupting and condescending laughter. And the practice paid off. In less than a week he became world class at all of it … If nothing else, Biden probably locked up the rude and obnoxious vote for the ‘Crats.

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