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It’s a Sab story for Hondo

Kate Upton’s boyfriend made the Yankees look like a bunch of big boobs last night, which forced Hondo, firmly implanted in the red, to watch his deficit balloon to 1,570 duncans.

Tonight, Mr. Aitch will let it ride one more time with the Bombers — 10 units on Sabathia.

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STATISTICAL UPDATE: With no evidence that A-Rod connected with the two women he pursued from the dugout during Game 1 of the ALCS, his stat line should be adjusted to show he now has two more strikeouts, giving him five for the series . . . Hondo hears A-Rod was OK with being benched for last night’s Game 3 in Detroit for two reasons: a) He avoided being embarrassed by Verlander four or five times; and b) Without the distraction of the game, he and the batboy could focus exclusively on coordinating his late-night bimbo activity with the local talent.

hondo@nypost.com