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The Force is with Hondo

Hondo enjoyed a triple delight last night as he swept with the Buccaneers, Giants and Clemson to reduce the accounts payable to 1,325 hortons.

Tonight, Mr. Aitch expects Louisville to slug Cincy and Air Force to fly by Nevada – 10 units apiece.

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Taylor Swift and boyfriend Conor Kennedy reportedly have broken up. Rumor has it the junior cougar has been asking around for Bieber’s number . . . With Harlem cannibal cop Gilberto Valle III having been arrested for plotting to kidnap, cook and eat 100 women, it may be time to start looking at the doughnut as a gateway food . . . Contrary to earlier statements, the well-traveled Hillary Clinton now says she may stay at the State Department if Obama wins a second term. Husband Bill, always willing to sacrifice, said he would go another four years without seeing her — but only for the good of the country.

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For Hondo’s top-notch NFL picks, see the Bettor’s Guide. For Dave Blezow’s NFL picks, you don’t want to know.