Brooklyn
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A bumbling shoplifter stuffed 24 candy bars into his pants in Fort Greene and created mayhem when he was caught, authorities said.
David Golson, 29, was spotted putting Hershey bars in his trousers at 11:10 p.m. on Oct. 17 in a shop on Flatbush Avenue Extension near Dekalb Avenue, according to court records.
When he was caught, Golson allegedly scratched and pushed someone and knocked over shelves, records show.
He was charged with robbery, assault, criminal mischief, petit larceny and harassment.
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A Crown Heights teen has been missing for more than a week, police said.
Alexandre Yossef (above), 19, was last seen on East New York Avenue near Brooklyn Avenue at about 2 p.m. on Oct. 23, cops said. He lives on Empire Boulevard near Kingston Avenue.
Yossef, who suffers from schizophrenia, has run away in the past, police sources said.
He’s described as 6-foot-2 and 250 pounds with brown eyes and hair.
The Bronx
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A creep in the Jerome Park section attacked his sister-in-law and her son, authorities said.
Emilio Martinez, 30, was arrested after attacking the woman and her teen son in their apartment on Kingsbridge Terrace near West 229th Street at about 1:50 p.m. Tuesday, according to court documents.
The hothead grabbed the victim’s arm and twisted it behind her back while screaming at her, records show.
“I’m going to break your f–king arm until I f–king kill you,” he allegedly snarled at her.
The victim’s 16-year-old got in the middle of the dust-up and Martinez pushed the boy against a wall, according to court documents.
Staten Island
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Police busted two brothers after they burglarized a Port Richmond store, authorities said.
Damion Pratt, 19, and Deshawn Pratt, 16, allegedly cut the front gate of a Rent-a-Center on Castleton Avenue and flung a brick through the front door to get in at about noon Tuesday, court papers state.
When cops caught the suspects, Deshawn allegedly flailed his arms to avoid being handcuffed and gave cops a phony name, authorities said.
Deshawn was charged with burglary, criminal mischief and resisting arrest. Damion was charged with burglary and criminal mischief, according to a spokesman for District Attorney Daniel Donovan.