This is not the way to run a company’s complaint department.
A worker at a Philadelphia-area T-Moblie phone store has been accused of stabbing a customer who had come in to complain about being double billed.
The customer survived the attack, which apparently happened at lightning-fast 4G speed.
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A school in England has told one boy he needs to do more than just hit the books — he also needs to shave!
The 13-year-old is so hairy that he first shaved at age 9. But when he decided to grow a moustache as part of a cancer fund-raising event, the school chastised him.
They said he couldn’t enter the fund-raiser because it was unfair to other kids who are still too young to shave.
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If you ask someone to pass the dutchie, make sure that person isn’t a judge.
A drug suspect in Ohio talked himself into jail after a judge offered to free him on probation if he agreed to stay away from marijuana.
Damaine Mitchell told the judge giving up pot would be tough and asked to “at least get one more joint in?”
The judge said no and quickly reneged on her offer.
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A group of women set a world record in London when 28 of them managed to cram themselves into a Mini Cooper.
They squeezed, twisted and contorted themselves into the tiny vehicle, amazing passersby.
The stunt would have been really impressive if they then drove the car off to a bachelorette party.
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It looks like the Taliban has switched from caves to cubicles.
A middle manager for the Afghan fighting group made a blunder that could have come from an episode of “The Office” when he CC’d his entire mailing list to the media in a press release.
The list had the names of Taliban members and local warlords. US forces may now be just one accidental “reply all” away from total victory.