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A suspected purse snatcher (above) slugged an 88-year-old Brownsville woman in the head, causing her to fall and break a hip, cops said.

A suspected purse snatcher (above) slugged an 88-year-old Brownsville woman in the head, causing her to fall and break a hip, cops said.

The Bronx

An angry teenager injured her father in a fight — over the TV remote, authorities said.

Ashley Hanley, 18, first hurled a can of ravioli at her dad, 61, at 2 p.m. Nov. 3 in the family’s home on Swinton Avenue in Schuylerville, court papers say.

She then allegedly shattered a Playstation gaming console on the floor and fired the remote, striking her father in the left eye.

Then she allegedly hurled a threat: “I’m gonna go across town and get some people and come back and destroy your cars!”

She was arrested on charges of assault, harassment and criminal mischief, the records show.

Manhattan

The NYPD is seeking the public’s help in locating a woman who went missing Sunday after undergoing surgery at New York-Presbyterian Hospital in Washington Heights.

No criminality is suspected, cops said, in the disappearance of Kitt Jeter (pictured above), 45, at about 7 p.m. The 5-foot-5, 120-pound, brown-eyed, black-haired Jeter was last seen wearing a black jacket, blue hospital pants and pink slippers, police said.

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So you hand a teller a demand note and she ignores you. What do you do?

Well, a humiliated — and empty-handed — bank-robber wannabe simply slinked back out of the Citibank on West 125th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem at 1:15 p.m. yesterday, cops said.

Brooklyn

A suspected purse snatcher (pictured) slugged an 88-year-old Brownsville woman in the head, causing her to fall and break a hip, cops said.

The man being sought in the attack on Saratoga Avenue at 7:55 p.m. May 9 wore a blue coat, dark pants with white stripes down the side and white-striped black sneakers.

The woman was treated at Woodhull Hospital.

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A man told cops someone drove off with his minivan from in front of his Windsor Terrace home.

The green 1999 Plymouth Voyager vanished between 7:30 and 9:30 p.m. Nov. 7 from 17th Street near 11th Avenue, said its 50-year-old owner.

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A hungry robber bit off more than he could chew when he asked that the clerk in a Canarsie coin laundry hand over not only cash from the register but also his buttered roll, cops said.

As lookout Chiron Watkins, 27, nervously waited outside the Clean Rite Center on Flatlands Avenue near East 83rd Street at 1:35 a.m. Nov. 15, Craig Burkett, 38, took time out to make the unusual request, court papers say.

When the clerk flippantly directed him to a bodega down the block, a ticked-off Burkett hopped over the counter — only to jump back over and flee, Watkins on his tail, after the clerk pulled a knife, the sources said.

The court records don’t say whether Burkett satisfied his munchies before he and Watkins were busted on charges of attempted robbery and attempted assault.

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A fight between two men over money in Crown Heights ended when a third man slashed one of the men from ear to mouth, authorities said.

Richard Lattimore, 33, was allegedly the third man in the dispute at 8 p.m. Oct. 30 on Albany Avenue near Sterling Place. He was ID’d the next day from a photo array, cops said.

Already with prior arrests for robbery and drugs, he was busted on charges of assault and possession of a deadly weapon, records show.