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Gang Green fans see red after Jets’ Thanksgiving humiliation

Gang Green fans were glowering with rage yesterday over the Jets’ disgusting Thanksgiving Day basting by the hated Patriots — a loss that reached its humiliating climax when quarterback Mark Sanchez accidentally stuffed his head up a lineman’s backside as if he were dressing a holiday bird.

“I think a lot of turkey was thrown up last night,” Jets fan Sean Deegan fumed yesterday. “It was horrible what fans had to witness . . . That had to be one of the worst things I have ever seen.”

Fans declared that it was time to stick a fork in Gang Green as the team slipped to 4-7 in a blunder-packed 49-19 loss that had more slapstick buffoonery than a Three Stooges flick.

After feasting their eyes on so much Thanksgiving failure, angry fans were hungry to have the heads of coach Rex Ryan, general manager Mike Tannenbaum and owner Woody Johnson served up on a silver platter.

The hottest anger, though, was aimed at Sanchez, who was lambasted for committing one of the most embarrassing errors in NFL history when he ran into lineman Brandon Moore’s rear end and committed a fumble that was run back for a touchdown.

“I personally have never seen it this bad. And that play when Sanchez got leveled by Brandon Moore’s ass is going to be an all-time blooper,” said Ken “Endzone Kenny” Pikowski, a Freehold, NJ, landscaper famous for sporting green “Hulk” gloves at home games. “It’s like they came out for the contest as 50 people who never practiced together and are complete strangers.”

The shame was so deep that even No. 1 fan Edwin “Fireman Ed” Anzalone stormed out of MetLife Stadium at halftime. He then took down his Twitter and two Fireman Ed Facebook pages.

“Even Fireman Ed is off the grid because it is so bad,” said Deegan, who publishes JetsInsider.com, which includes the biggest online forum for Gang Green fans. “The fans on our message board are taking it very badly and looking for everyone’s jobs.”

The team’s Midtown store was a bigger ghost town than New England’s end zone — even amid a massive Black Friday sale.

“When the employees greatly outnumber shoppers on Black Friday, it’s a problem — but what can you expect after last night’s disaster,” said downtrodden fan Dianne Melina, 34, of Queens.

“I came here looking to get a friend a Dustin Keller jersey. But a part of me is glad they didn’t have his size because it’s embarrassing walking in the city with Jets merchandise right now.”

Ben Drizen, 26, and his gal pal Kate Woodhead, 26, came all the way from Britain to see the Jets play and were amazed by their ineptitude.

“One of the main reasons we made this trip was to watch an American football game — but that game was appalling,” Drizen said at the Jets Shop yesterday. “The game was so embarrassing that people began leaving after 40 minutes.”

Deegan’s search for blame went beyond usual suspects like Johnson, Ryan and Tannenbaum. He even wants a MetLife Stadium employee canned for setting off fireworks after Gang Green’s field goal to end the first half, which cut New England’s lead to a mere 35-3.

“I hope that guy is the first guy to get fired,” Deegan said.

Pikowski called for fans to stay away.

“After this Thanksgiving massacre, why would any fan want to go to the next game,” Pikowski said. “We need to boycott by staying home to show the team we want changes.”

He might get his wish.

By early last night, there were more than 10,000 tickets swirling around the secondary market for Gang’s Green’s final two home games.

It doesn’t help that they’re playing fellow losers, the Arizona Cardinals and San Diego Chargers on Dec. 2 and 23, respectively.

“People are dumping their tickets,” said Chris Matcovich, senior director of data and communications for TiqIQ, an aggregator of secondary -market ducats.

He predicted there will be between 5,000 and 10,000 empty seats for each of those two game games, barring a highly unlikely Jets turnaround and collapse by conference rivals.

About the only way Gang Green could inject box-office life into the MetLife morgue might be to do the unthinkable — and start Tim Tebow.

“That would be the one saving grace that could really pump the prices quite a bit,” said Matcovich.