So, tell me about your day.
Queen Elizabeth somehow manages to keep a stiff upper lip this week as she comes face to face with an “overgrown” man who looks something like a sasquatch in dire need of a weed whacker.
Actually, Her Majesty was on a tour of the Combermere Barracks military base in England, where she encountered the special-forces sniper decked out in full field camouflage.
It’s unclear what they talked about, but the 86-year-old monarch, in a purple overcoat, matching hat and sensible shoes, barely blinked.
She did, however, inspect the soldier’s fearsome automatic weapon — which was probably no match for one of the famous handbags that the queen was toting.