A couple of animal lovers in Gulf Breeze, Fla., lost their pet turkey to thieving neighbors, who killed it and were busted as they were preparing it for a Thanksgiving dinner, cops said.
Grieving couple Brian and Christa Caponi said their turkey, whom they had named Tom, was special because he was so friendly.
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The pooch is a true hero.
A blind dachshund with three legs repaid the benevolent Oklahoma woman who took him in when he woke her up after a short circuit set fire to her home.
She was able to escape unscathed with the plucky dog, named True, and her 7-week-old son.
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He actually said it!
A rabble-rousing former Montana state legislator charged with disobeying a peace officer heckled a judge at a pretrial hearing, channeling his inner Al Pacino.
When she told him “You’re out of order,” he shouted back, “You’re out of order!”
Former Rep. Joel Boniek’s antics evoked memories of Pacino’s climactic courtroom scene in the movie “. . . And Justice for All.”
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A lawyer’s well-endowed lover allegedly tried to kill him with her breasts.
German attorney Tim Schmidt’s jealous gal pal tried to smother him with her size-38DD bosoms because she said she wanted to make his death “as pleasant as possible,” officials say.
She’s been charged with attempted murder.
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Serbian officials are warning residents that a vampire is on the loose.
A family bought a decrepit watermill home that local legend says houses the vampire “Sava Savanovic.”
The family was fearful of doing repairs for fear of angering Savanovic.
When the structure collapsed altogether, officials advised villagers to attach garlic to their doors.