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Hondo’s sold on Sale

The Great Verlander betrayed Hondo yet again as he lost to the Indians last night, which nullified the Pirates’ good work in Houston — and then some — and caused the deficit to mushroom to 1,570 wilhelms.

Tonight, Mr. Aitch, who’s always on the lookout for bargains, can’t resist Sale – 10 units on the White Sox.

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Chris Christie reportedly is open to running for President in 2016. Sources close to the Gargantuan Guv say he would like to cash in on those all-you-can-eat state dinners . . . The UN is pushing an initiative that calls for legalizing prostitution. The plan no doubt has the full backing of Eliot Spitzer, Hugh Grant, Tiger Woods, Charles Barkley and the Secrete Service . . . Obama, making a fundraising pitch to supporters, said his “upcoming birthday next week could be the last one I celebrate as President.” Please hold your applause until it’s official . . . Judging by Thursday’s back page, the Daily Ruse believes its readers are totally psyched about women’s Olympic soccer qualifying rounds.

hondo@nypost.com