School-board members are supposed to educate teens, not run them over.
Atlanta-area school official Angela Cornett was busted in a Walmart parking lot for allegedly ramming her SUV into a 17-year-old girl standing in a parking space, trying to save it for a friend.
Cornett reportedly claimed the teen threw herself on the vehicle and falsely claimed to be hit, but cops aren’t buying it.
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Roseville Mich., is under siege by bathroom bandit.
One or more crapper crooks have been breaking into restrooms at gas stations and fast-food joints and stealing plumbing fixtures from defenseless potties.
The thieves steal all of the toilets’ flush handles and water pipes, leaving locals high and dry.
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This just in — traffic has come to a standstill in our lobby!
Houston cops are on the hunt for a crazed stalker who twice rammed his car into the front entrance of a local TV station because he thought it would impress the traffic reporter.
Jennifer Reyna of KPRC-TV had a restraining order against him.
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Josh Vandermeulen is the bird man of Canada.
The 22-year-old bird watcher has set the record for spotting the most different kinds of feathered friends in one year, during a contest called Ontario Big Year.
According to reports, Vandermeulen cast his eyes on 344 different bird species in 2012.
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Sacré blood!
Scientists have discovered the dried, preserved blood of former French King Louis XVI hidden inside an old gourd.
The blood matched DNA samples from the mummified head of the king, who was guillotined in 1793.
The blood was on a handkerchief that had likely been dipped into the king’s blood by a witness to the execution, and then left in the gourd as a souvenir.