A Minneapolis man got as lucky as one can get after being shot six times.
He staggered from the street into Maxwell’s bar, where some nurses were hanging out. They immediately sprang into action.
“He would have bled out and died right in the bar if we didn’t help him,” one of the angels of mercy said.
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A Swedish TV news report on the civil war in Syria suddenly turned XXX-rated when a television in the background of the set started showing a porn flick while the anchor was talking.
Viewers could clearly see a nude woman having sex.
“Put simply, it’s crap that it happened,” the red-faced manager of TV4 said.
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Mexico’s “Grand Warlock” has put out his predictions for 2013.
Antonio Vazquez, 72, who has mesmerized Mexicans with his Gandalf-like white beard and tarot-card readings, predicts war in the Middle East, chaos in Venezuela and less drug violence in Mexico.
Don’t bet on any of that happening, though. The Nostradamus of nachos has a pretty bad track record, such as picking Mitt Romney for the White House.
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These guys must have acorns in their heads.
Seven firefighters in one English town rushed in three fire engines to a local pond — all in a desperate bid to save a squirrel that had gotten stuck on a small island.
The Watford FD put out a ladder and coaxed the waterlogged creature back onto dry land.
No telling how much all that cost, but can you really put a price on that kind of cuteness?
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An ex-madam from England doesn’t want to give the disabled a handout — she wants to give them something more intimate.
Becky Adams, 44, plans to open a bordello just for the handicapped. It will have special access ramps and wheelchair-sized doors.