PUT A BIRD ON IT
Is the “dream of the ’90s” alive in Portland? Go and see for yourself with the “Pilgrimage to Portlandia” package at downtown Portland’s Hotel deLuxe. The offer includes an overnight stay at the hotel (itself a location on the hit IFC show — it’s where Fred and Carrie met kiddie rocker Squiggleman), a $75 certificate to the Gilt Club restaurant (where you, too, can inquire about the provenance of your chicken) and a welcome basket with Olympic Provisions charcuterie (très 1890s!), local MoonBrine Pickles and a copy of “Portlandia: A Guide for Visitors,” written by Fred and Carrie. From $279; package available through March 31. Visit now, before “It’s over!” hoteldeluxe.com
CHAMPAGNE WISHES
If your love knows no bounds and your credit card knows no limits, the “Ultimate Romance” offer from L’Ermitage Beverly Hills is for you. The indulgent package includes two nights’ accommodation, private car service to and from LAX, a guest-room welcome of 144 roses and chilled Dom Perignon, a four-course dinner for two at Livello, the on-site restaurant and breakfast daily. Not extravagant enough? Also included: A 50-minute helicopter ride (plus 30 minutes of “private time” on a mountain plateau with views of Malibu beach) and a hairstyling session for two at Salon Benjamin. Since you’re looking fab, how about a personal consultation with a representative from Neil Lane Jewelers? Why not? It’s included, too. From $7,000. lermitagebh.com
ON THE HOUSE
The Upper House, the upper crust of Hong Kong’s luxury hotels, has an amazing deal for the month of February: Book one night (about $1,550) in an Upper Suite — a 1,230-square-foot haven with views of Victoria Harbour — and stay a second consecutive night free of charge. Also included: daily breakfast for two at Gray Kunz’s Cafe Gray Deluxe, the chef’s flagship restaurant. upperhouse.com
SPIRITED AWAY
What do you get when you combine the romance of the rails with a wee bit o’ whisky? An awesome vacation, that’s what. On April 21, the Royal Scotsman (the UK’s only luxury sleeper train) launches a new itinerary: The Classic Whisky Journey. The four-night adventure, departing from Edinburgh, includes visits to the Glenlivet and Glen Ord distilleries, fly-fishing at Rothiemurchus Estate and a boat trip to observe wild seals. The fun continues on board: an “ambassador” from the Scotch Malt Whisky Society will lead several tastings. From $6,800 for a twin cabin. royalscotsman.com
travel@nypost.com