Slumping Hondo was punched out with Mister Fister and the Tigers last night, which, along with his KO with the Twins, pushed the deficit to a season-high 380 hitchcocks.
Tonight, Mr. Aitch is expecting CC to extend his mastery of the Birds – 10 units on the Yankees.
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Artist John Currin made so much money from his painting of what he imagined Bea Arthur looked like topless that he is rumored to be hard at work imagining what Bea would look like bottomless … Mitt Romney made some comments about the Benghazi scandal during his visit to the Tonight Show on Friday. Unfortunately, Jay Leno neglected to ask an important follow-up question: What the hell were you thinking when you never even mentioned the word “Benghazi” during your foreign policy debate with Obama? … As if the news isn’t bad enough with the country awash in scandal, now comes word that KStew and RPatz have split up again. For the love of God, WHY!!!