Maybe she was just hallucinating.
The NYPD yesterday said there was no evidence that Amanda Bynes was groped by cops who busted her for tossing a bong from a 37th-floor Midtown hotel room.
“Internal Affairs investigators have found no evidence to corroborate Ms. Bynes’ allegations,” NYPD spokesman Paul Browne said. “To the contrary, a credible civilian witness who was with the officers throughout told investigators that none touched Ms. Bynes inappropriately or otherwise engaged in misconduct at any time.”
The troubled ex-child star claimed that two officers groped her and that one “slapped my vagina.”
But Bynes still plans to sue the NYPD — and vowed yesterday to transform herself into a hip-hop star.
She told fans she’ll go after New York’s Finest in civil court, following her arrest last week for allegedly smoking pot and the bong toss.
“For once and for all, this is the last thing I’ll say about the mistaken arrest,” Bynes tweeted. “I’m suing NYPD for illegally entering my apartment, lying about drugs on me and lying about me tampering with non existent drug paraphernalia, then I’m suing for being put into a mental hospital against my will.”
Bynes was released without bail on Friday morning and appears to have been holed up ever since in her Midtown pad — where she has probably been looking in the mirror, imagining how she’ll look with a new nose and a new career path.
“I’m free forever! You can’t lock up an innocent person! Thanks for caring!” she tweeted yesterday.
“Look forward to seeing me in music videos!” she tweeted yesterday. “I’m getting in shape and getting a nose job! I’m looking forward to a long and wonderful career as a singer/rapper!”
Also yesterday, Bynes denied she wrote outrageous tweets mocking Rihanna’s 2009 assault by Chris Brown. “Someone is always mocking up fake tweets,” she tweeted. “I’m followed by so many people that someone is always mocking up fake tweets so I feel the need to address them! Rihanna and I met and I’m sure we’ll be in a music video together one day!”
Additional reporting by Aaron Feis