Real Estate

Giddy up!

East Enders have a new star in their midst.

Madonna, who earlier this year purchased (as we first reported) an Upper East Side townhouse that closed for around $32 million, is now finally buying her dream horse farm in the Hamptons.

Word is that Madonna is buying Kelly Klein’s horse farm, Wild Ocean Farm, at 450 Mitchells Lane in Bridgehampton for under $10 million. The north-of-the-highway property includes 30 acres of land, but there’s no house there. There might be a groom’s apartment, but that would be it in terms of living space, brokers with knowledge of the farm say.

Klein, the ex-wife of Calvin Klein, had used the farm’s indoor and outdoor rings to train show horses. A few months ago, she quietly put the word out that she was willing to sell the property. And we hear the deal with Madonna was done without a broker.

Madonna is also attempting to purchase an additional 24 acres that abut the property at 1151 Millstone Road, which is listed for $2.4 million. (It’s also known as 10 Mitchells Lane).

That price might sound cheap, but internal broker notes reveal that Suffolk County either bought the land’s development rights or is in the process of buying them. This means that Madge could ride her horses there but likely could not build a home on the land.

Speaking English

What is it about the Novare — the 1860 Methodist church converted into a state-of-the art condo worthy of a James Bond flick — that draws the most attractive type of womanizing ne’er-do-well bachelor? First, we had Jude La
w. And now Todd English might be on his way to the building on West Fourth Street.

Law was renting the Novare penthouse, but he appears to have vacated it after controversy landed him in both the news and gossip pages. His run as Hamlet on Broadway has ended, as well.

NYU students at a nearby dorm had such a bird’s-eye view of the studly Law that he couldn’t work out with his trainer on the gorgeous terrace in peace. And Law, who was recently spotted out with ex-gal pal Sienna Miller, was so upset at the peeping students that he even threw oranges at his adoring fans (and missed).

In the meantime, Gotham’s runaway groom, celebrity chef English — who made news for leaving his bride-to-be at the altar — has checked out the penthouse, which Law rented at an undisclosed price and lists for sale at $6.9 million with Brown Harris Stevens. The three-bedroom, 2½-bath condo is 3,500 square feet and features 20-foot ceilings.

English also looked at a second-floor two bedroom at the Novare that is owned by model/actress Noemie Lenoir.

That apartment is listed for rent at $12,500 with broker Jaf Glazer of Conquest Advisors, who had no comment.

Other owners at the Novare include musician/actor Steven Van Zandt. To get into the building, residents press their thumb to a button that scans fingerprints, and the former church’s big red doors open immediately.

All-star agents

Good news for brokers: There’s now yet another way to rank how you’re faring in the Hobbesian world of New York real estate.

New Web site TopAgentGuide.com aims to gather the cream of the city’s agent crop all in one place, giving home hunters easy access to New York’s best real estate pros — and giving agents who don’t make the cut one more thing to feel insecure about.

Founded by Jonas Lee, formerly head of real estate investment firm Redbrick Partners, and with longtime real estate players Kathy Braddock and Paul Purcell onboard as consultants, the site plans to feature profiles of what Lee calls the “top 1 percent” of the city’s 20,000 agents sortable by neighborhoods, property specialties, languages spoken (we never realized Gabriella Winter was Hungarian), etc.

As things stand, Lee says, there’s no good way to separate the agent wheat from the chaff.

“You just can’t do it as a normal human being,” Lee tells The Post’s Adam Bonislawski. “Everyone looks the same. There’s no good information.”

And so Lee and company are doing it for you, corralling the 200 best real estate agents in the city, as determined by expert, peer and client reviews they’ve assembled.

The real excitement, of course, will be in seeing the scramble for a place in the site’s firmament. Put out a continually evolving list of the top 200, and who knows what sort of shenanigans it might inspire.

Asked if agents have been petitioning for spots on the site, Lee says, “all the time.”