It just doesn’t add up. Charlie Sheen got three months’ unsupervised probation for assaulting then-wife Brooke Mueller in law-and-order Colorado.
Rapper 50 Cent was ordered to undergo domestic-violence counseling and sentenced to three years probation after he vandalized his ex-girlfriend’s LA condo.
But off-kilter Genevieve Sabourin, who hit nobody and trashed no property — whose greatest crimes were stupidly, repeatedly sending e-mails and showing up on Alec’s Baldwin’s doorstep — was slammed by a judge Thursday with a mind-boggling seven months in jail.
The curvy Canadian was wined, dined, used, then thrown out like a moist towelette by the experienced narcissist. And now, without so much as a pat on the fanny, she’s been royally screwed. For the second time.
In the morning, before Judge Robert Mandelbaum got to slurp his second cup of coffee in Manhattan Criminal Court, he convicted Genevieve, 41, of stalking and harassing Alec, 55, and his pitiful, doormat wife, Hilaria Thomas, 29.
Then, without so much as a potty break, the judge sentenced the cracked, lovelorn lass to 180 days for essentially ruining Alec’s day, with another 30 days for yelling in court about The Bloviator’s lies as he denied the pair engaged in a quickie after a spending a romantic night together.
What about the sex? Sex schmex, the prosecutor essentially said.
In closing arguments, Assistant District Attorney Zachary Stendig actually said it was no biggie if Alec had sexual relations with that woman.
“Even if you take it at face value that Baldwin and she slept together,’’ he said, “it doesn’t matter.’’
Well, maybe it doesn’t matter to the prosecutor if Alec helped himself to Genevieve after what she described as a magical date in 2010, including dinner, theater and a slow car ride in Central Park, then a roll in bed in the Lowell Hotel, in a room Alec personally arranged for her.
But it matters to Genevieve.
It matters to me.
Genevieve came to court straight from jail, her face scrubbed of her usual heavy makeup, and her hair looking flat and greasy. She draped herself in her black Burberry coat. But her normal Michael Kors high-heeled pumps were replaced by ugly, flats, evidently dispensed by the jail.
And she still looked good.
She didn’t shout, scream or stand up as she took her punishment, but cried quietly in her seat.
After the verdict, Alec chased a Post photographer who came to his East Village door to tell him the news, while yelling a favorite gay slur.
He’s out there right now, a one-man fuming, cussing wrecking ball.
And Genevieve is in jail.
This is a grave miscarriage of justice.