A lonely Chinese bachelor had been getting the shaft from ladies, so he decided to cut his losses.
In a fit of madness, clothing-factory worker Yang Hu severed his own penis — and then bicycled to a local hospital in agonizing pain, according to The Daily Mail.
Unfortunately, Yang forgot to bring his severed unit and had to bike back to grab it.
But it was too late. Doctors said the appendage had been without blood for too long and could not be reattached, according to The Mail.
Hu, 26, said he worked long hours at a factory in the city of Jiaxing in Zhejiang province in eastern China. By slicing off his manhood, the bachelor believed he wouldn’t have to think anymore about his romantic frustrations.