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Hondo going Dutch

Suddenly hot Hondo was the recipient of some divine assistance last night from the Angels, who stopped the Sawx to increase the winning streak to four and lower the deficit to 710 belangers.

Tonight, Mr. Aitch will go to Baltimore in search of a Dutch treat from Holland – 10 units on the Rangers to bludgeon the Birds.

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Equine connoisseur Cirilo Castillo of Hidalgo County, Texas, recently was arrested for having sex with a horse named Nadia. It was his second such offense with Nadia in the last two years, so apparently they’re getting serious. Even though Nadia can be a real nag and Cirilo tried to stay away after his first arrest, it’s difficult when you feel you’ve found your soul mare, … The sexting scandal involving Anthony “Ridiculous Bulge” Weiner is being featured at the Museum of Sex in Midtown. Once it’s done there, the A-Wad exhibit is expected to move on to the Museum of Perverts.