Red-hot Hondo increased his winning streak to seven yesterday when he breezed with the Reds in Milwaukee to reduce the accounts payable to 340 hutchinsons.
Tonight, Mr. Aitch will reboard the Big Red Bandwagon — 20 units on Latos over ‘Lanta.
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There is speculation Eliot “John” Spitzer won’t be able to run for city comptroller because he won’t be able to get 3,750 Democratic voter signatures by tonight. However, he should make it if he can get the support of his own demographic: middle-aged dirtbag Democrats who like to keep their black socks on while having sex with overpriced hookers … HondoNation Props to J.Lo, who has the cover story in W magazine this month. Not only that but she did such a good job singing ”Happy Birthday” to the president of Turkmenistan (for $1.4 mi lion) that she also has landed the next cover of “Murderous Dictators Monthly.”