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Police ‘roll’ call nabs fat gals

Talk about a flabby excuse.

Two Oklahoma women were arrested for allegedly trying to hide $2,600 worth of clothing, shoes and accessories under their body fat.

Ailene Brown, 28, and Shmeco Thomas, 37, were nabbed by a TJ Maxx staffer as they tried to roll four pairs of boots, three pairs of jeans, a wallet and some gloves in the creases under their breasts and across their bellies.

“These two were actually concealing them in areas of their body where excess skin was, underneath their, um, chest area, um, and their armpits and things of that nature,” Officer James Hamm told a local TV station.