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Hondo: Ray day! Ray day!

Hondo failed to extrapolate a victory Thursday with the Metamucils, whose inability to carry out their task in D.C. elevated the accounts payable to 1,295 lombardis.

Friday night: Mr. Aitch, closing up shop early, expects Archer to make the Cubs quiver — 10 units on the Rays to be singing Ina-Wada-davida at Wrigley.


Miley Cyrus let one of her super fans cop a wrap-around feel during a “meet and greet” photo session at a recent show at the Wells Fargo Center in Philly. Rumor has it when pervy Cowboys owner Jerry Jones saw the photo online, he immediately tried to book her for a meet, greet and grab in the owner’s box at AT&T Stadium … SF Board of Supervisors candidate George Davis invaded the Naked Cowboy’s turf Wednesday when he stripped naked for interviews in Times Square as part of his campaign to allow public nudity. One other politician, not wanting to leave Davis out there dangling by himself, was quick to offer his support: “Right on!” said the Naked Vice President, aka Joe Biden.