The synthetic pot found in his car could prove to be the least embarrassing part of Kellen Winslow’s recent run-in with the police.
According to a police report obtained by NJ.com, a female witness called the cops on Winslow, a tight end who spent the 2013 season with the Jets, because she believed he was masturbating in his vehicle.
The redacted report states:
“As she exited her vehicle, she commented to the male regarding how cold it was. As she stood near the open driver side window of the Escalade, she observed the males [sic] erect penis. She stated that she believed he was masturbating. [The woman] provided a written statement regarding her account.”
According to the report, when cops approached Winslow, he said he was looking for a Boston Market, but couldn’t find it. When police approached Winslow went from “slouched in his seat and moving around” to an upright position. His genitals were not exposed, but officers saw “two open containers of Vaseline on his center console.”
The cops also observed multiple bags labeled “Mr. Happy” and “Funky Monkey.” Winslow, who was suspended four games for illegal substance abuse during the Jets season, allegedly told them that he buys the synthetic online and at gas station and the NFL does not test for it.
Winslow has been charged with possession of synthetic marijuana.
Winslow’s publicist, Denise White, tweeted out a statement on the incident.
https://twitter.com/DeniseWhite_EAG/status/424215997394874368/