One Montana lawmaker wants to bring back the days of Buffalo Bill.
Rep. Alan Doane is pushing a “shoot-on-sight” bill for bison, allowing anyone to blast the massive beasts if they walk on their property.
“A free man . . . should be able to say what he does on his property,” Doane said.
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Also in Montana, a would-be thief had a change of heart — as a clerk was handing him the money.
The crook broke down crying after demanding cash from the register of a pizza restaurant — and sobbed that he only wanted to provide for his family.
The clerk was so moved, he offered to make the man a pizza and wings. The crook waited, took the meal and left.
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Here’s a follow-up on Weird but True’s favorite small-business person — the Cleaning Fairy of Ohio.
Last June, we told how Susan Warren of Elyria was busted for allegedly breaking into a home, cleaning it and leaving a bill for $75. Well, now she’s found winter work.
She’s reportedly been busted again — this time for shoveling a stranger’s driveway without permission.
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His political muscle may be gone, but at least he still has real muscles.
Two years after he was dismissed in a recall election, former Miami-Dade Mayor Carlos Alvarez has again made headlines — by winning a bodybuilding contest.
He’s now a contender for an over-60 national muscleman title.
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Great Britain has apparently named a new environmental minister — Frosty the Snowman.
The country’s environmental agency has advised citizens to build snowmen as a way to keep their homes from being flooded when snow melts after a storm.
The agency explains that compact piles of snow melt more slowly.