A Michigan woman has become the mother of a bouncing 10-pound baby “hernia.”
The 44-year-old woman, who thought he had a hernia and went to a hospital with severe stomach pains, wound up giving birth to girl she hadn’t known she was carrying.
The woman thought she couldn’t have kids because of prior surgery.
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Never have cops worked harder to stop a fugitive.
Police in Lawrenceville, Ga., got into a high-speed chase with a thief who stole a Krispy Kreme doughnut truck.
Suspect James Freddy Major soon allegedly crashed the vehicle and tried to flee.
He was quickly captured by a four-legged K-9 cop, apparently the only police employee willing to leave the scene of the wreck.
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She wasn’t just a phony plastic surgeon, she was also a phony woman.
A man was arrested in Palm Beach, Fla., for allegedly giving people illegal butt enhancements without out a license — and while posing as a woman.
The victim’s first hint that something might have been wrong should have come when the suspect performed the bogus butt lifts in a motel room.
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For the Brits, the skies are definitely not “virgin” airways.
A new study of airline workers’ in-flight observations has found that Brits are the most likely to join the Mile High Club.
They are followed by the Australians, Germans, French and Brazilians.
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Maybe they should try this in New York.
Officials in Seoul, South Korea, have offered a bounty on bad cabbies, in which whistleblowers receive $450 for turning in hacks who cheat tourists.
The city feels it must turn to the random whistleblower as they only hope of stopping cabby corruption, which officials say is rampant.