Weird But True

Weird but true

A ménage à trois turned pleasure into pain — and not the good kind.

Two Fargo, ND, men were simultaneously having sex with a woman when Ashley Hunter, 33, asked Orlando DeWitt, 37, to switch positions with him, police said.

When Dewitt refused, it touched off a bitter argument that ended with Hunter stabbing his threesome buddy, cops said.

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“The Price is Right” legend Bob Barker doesn’t want to see any more possums coming on down in Brasstown, NC.

The famed animal-rights activist is fighting the town’s New Year’s Eve Possum Drop, in which a possum is placed in a suspended box and lowered during the 11:59 p.m.-to-12 a.m. countdown.

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Here’s a new way to blow lottery winnings: torch your house while partying on pot and meth!

A Wichita, Kan., man accidentally blew up his home while he and his brother wildly celebrated their recent $75,000 lottery prize, cops said.

The 27-year-old owner was refueling a butane torch, used to light their bongs, when the flames and fumes touched off a huge explosion, cops said.

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Naked, drunk and wandering the streets is no way to go through life, son.

Spring Hill, Fla., cops busted a 31-year-old mom who passed out drunk on her couch, allowing her 10-year-old son to drink booze and wander outside with no clothes, officials said.

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Virginia state legislators have sacked the so-called “Tim Tebow Bill” that would have permitted home-schooled kids to play on their local school teams.

A teenaged Tebow took advantage of a Florida law that allowed him to play high school football, although the future Jets QB was home-schooled.

The Virginia proposal died, 8-7, in committee.