Hondo was in the flow yesterday with the Metamucils, who took care of biz in Minneapolis to push the profits to 130 gilliams. Today, Mr. Aitch will send Cahill to the mound against Slosh Beckett — 10 units on the Snakes to slither past the Dodgers.
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If Anthony “Ridiculous Bulge” Weiner becomes Mayor, he has decided he doesn’t want to be known as “Hizzoner.” He will insist on being called ”Hizzmember.” … Weiner’s possible candidacy received no support Friday in a straw poll conducted at a meeting of the esteemed city teacher’s union. However, it wasn’t all bad news for Weinie — he did receive an endorsement from Stuyvesant High School’s “Slutty Wednesday” club.