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Hondo eyes Ray payday

Hondo bounced back from his Sunday double-beating by scoring easily with the Reds, who trimmed the debt to 505 doerrs by proving him prescient with his Lincecum Post-No-Hitter-Letdown Theory.

Tonight, Mr. Aitch will seek a contribution from the pitcher formerly known as Fausto Carmona – 20 units on the Rays to show some pop against Jonny Lager.

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Anthony “Ridiculous Bulge” Weiner and four of his mayoral rivals spent Saturday night in a Harlem public housing facility. The visit brought a heavy police presence, but that was mainly to make sure Little Anthony didn’t make an appearance … Judge Marilyn Milian of the People’s Court was photographed frolicking bare-chested in the Caribbean. Unlike in her courtroom, in her private life the judge evidently likes to turn ’em loose … MSNBC’s Melissa Harris-Perry donned tampon earrings on her Sunday morning show in a convoluted effort to bring attention to Texas’ new abortion regulations. The move actually had another purpose, serving as a reminder that listening too intently to MHP’s far-left commentary can make your ears bleed.

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