Surviving 2013: What Ichabod Crane needs to know

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First of all, you need to know: you’re not crazy. This is now a thing, evidently:

While we’re on the subject, twerking, selfies, and cars are also now a thing.

Just to catch you up to speed, here is a quick survival guide to help you navigate 2013.
You’re trying to locate a certain horseman? There’s probably an app for that:

If not, try Craigslist “missed connections”:

Your Instagram feed probably needs to include more that just books:

 
 
Dude, you really need to update your LinkedIn profile — looks like you have some gaps in your experience:

And please fight the urge to share the “20 signs you know you’re from 1776” meme or any other anachronistic listicles with us. We get it.

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