Metro

Help me, I’ve lost my bomb

One Egyptian man’s wisecrack sure bombed with security at JFK.

Moatazbellah Mohamed Kamel Osman, 33, of Cairo, was busted on the lower level of Queens’ AirTrain station at 5:10 p.m., sources said. The man of Cairo, grew frustrated that airport workers were not doing more to find his lost bag and allegedly claimed there was a bomb in it. Sources said he hoped the threat would make JFK officials take him seriously.

“My passport and a f–king bomb are in there,” he allegedly said.

He couldn’t have been more wrong. Authorities eventually determined there was no bomb — but charged Osman with making a terroristic threat, both felonies.

Earlier in the day, a Manhattan man caused a frenzy on a JFK-bound flight from Cancun, when passengers complained about the kerosene smell of his shirt, police said.

Waylon Jacques, 24, was forced to remove the reeking garment, which he told cops got doused during a beach bonfire party at the Mexican resort. He was not arrested.