Metro

Cookie monster on loose

A well-dressed thief with a penchant for vegan savories is wreaking havoc in Chelsea Market — twice attacking a store manager who caught her filching organic cookies before making her getaway on a purple scooter.

Security at the upscale Manhattan food court has distributed the woman’s photo — which the manager snapped right before she allegedly tried to Mace him — along with warnings for stores to be wary.

“F- – – you! I’ll be back every day! You can count on it!” the woman allegedly screamed at One Lucky Duck manager Jonathan Wright after he accused her last Wednesday of stealing cookies.

That cookie confrontation was the second the two had over the popular vegan, gingerbread treats in less than a month. In the first, she allegedly walloped him with her foot-powered scooter after he told her to stop stealing.