According to shoppers at the Italian market
“Do you know where the pasta is? I’m feeling a little saucy.” — Annie
“I don’t need any gelato — you’re sweet enough.” — Karl
“I’ve got a bottle of red, a bottle of white — want to have a love scene in an Italian restaurant?” — Diego
“Do they have stables here? Because you look like an Italian stallion.” — Rachel
“I know we barely know each other, but pasta and love are best al dente.” — Tulio